I just died.
I THOUGHT HE ATE HER
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
TARA
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
the-thought-emporium-imperial:
Two things
- You can totally tell that kid is wearing an angry bird’s T-Shirt regardless of the blurring attempt
- IT’S KONGA TIME!
SOMEBODY’S GETTING A BANANA SLAMMA
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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this is BY FAR the best one. omfg i cant.
I’m 100% done
AHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAH done
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your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
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choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
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